First Rule of Your Birthday - Card

Straight from the gritty, underground world of cult cinema, this isn’t your typical "happy birthday" card (unless your idea of a party involves starting a revolution and making some very questionable soap). This A5 powerhouse is designed for those who aren't looking to be a "unique snowflake"—they just want to celebrate.

Whether you’re honouring someone who is ready to let the chips fall where they may or just celebrating a birthday that’s definitely worth breaking the silence for, do it with the kind of rebellious style that only a World of Worship card can deliver. Just remember: on your birthday, you always talk about your birthday.

The Lowdown:

• Size: A5

• Paper: Printed on 230gsm premium archival matte paper. It’s thick, smooth, and feels like a piece of gallery art.

• Inside: Blank. We provide the vibes; you provide the words (or your manifesto).

• The Back: Features a custom pink soap-cloud design and the iconic World of Worship barcode branding.

• Warning: Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, go eat some cake.