You... Haven't Aged? - Card

Straight from the glamorous, potion-swigging heights of Beverly Hills, this isn’t your typical "happy birthday" card (unless your idea of a party involves a magic elixir, a shotgun, and a very suspicious lack of wrinkles). This A5 powerhouse is designed for those who seem to defy the laws of nature (and gravity).

Whether you’re honouring a friend who’s discovered the secret to eternal youth or just celebrating someone who is looking positively breathless, do it with the kind of campy style that only a World of Worship card can deliver. Just remember: immortality has its price, but at least you’ll look fabulous at the funeral.

The Lowdown:

• Size: A5

• Paper: Printed on 230gsm premium archival matte paper. It’s thick, smooth, and feels like a piece of gallery art.

• Inside: Blank. We provide the vibes; you provide the words (or the name of your plastic surgeon).

• The Back: Features the iconic World of Worship barcode branding.

• Inside: Blank. We provide the vibes; you provide the words (or your best award-winning monologue).

• The Back: Features the iconic World of Worship barcode branding.

• Warning: Handle with care—avoid stairs and please, for heaven's sake, don't lose your head.