Rhubarb's Custard Race

Rhubarb • Raspberry • Peach 

She’s tart. She’s sweet. She’s sprinting toward chaos in six-inch heels.

A nostalgic bitch-slap of rhubarb and custard sweets, think… sticky, creamy, and screaming in neon pink. This candle doesn’t whisper... it screeches through your space like a queen late to the main stage, leaving drama, sugar, and a trail of fake lashes behind, because sometimes the vibe needs to be: punch-you-in-the-face fruity, soft like custard, but messy like your last situationship.

CANDLE:

She’s dripping in nostalgia. And now? She’s combusting like a sugar-fueled meltdown.

Smells like your nan’s sweet dish but acts like a brat in platform boots. Burn it when you want to seduce someone, slap someone, or both.

💅 Hand-poured with 100% natural KeraSoy wax (because she’s sweet, not toxic)
💅 Vegan, cruelty-free, and made with the unfiltered spirit of a candy-addicted diva
💅 Scent: Rhubarb and custard: sticky sweet and dangerously tart.
💅 Burn time: 40–45 hours of chaotic sugar highs and emotional lows

🔥 Warning: Burns like a bad bitch with nothing to lose. Don’t leave her alone unless you’re into fire and regret. Keep away from kids, pets, and your flaky ex who “just wants closure.”

WORLD OF WORSHIP: A New Era of Fragrance

Step into the temple, light your favourite candle, and worship the scent like it just did a death drop in a cathedral. Rhubarb’s Custard Race is your new fruity deity. Praise be, baby.