🧪✨WELCOME TO THE LEGAL VOID✨🧪

Oh. You actually clicked on the CLP page?? BABE… why.

This page is literally just me, crying into a spreadsheet and copy-pasting chemical names so The Government™ doesn’t kick down my door and yeet my candle biz into the sun.

It’s not fun. It’s not cute. There are no glittery melts or dreamy scents here. Just danger symbols, hazard statements, and vibes so dry they could be sold as silica gel packets.

Like, yes…it’s all here for ✨legal reasons✨ and yes, if you’re allergic to literally anything or planning to lick a wax melt (pls don’t??), you should check. BUT ALSO. WHY ARE YOU HERE. GO HAVE FUN.

🚨 ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN 🚨

• 🛒 Buy something gorgeous instead — retail therapy > reading hazard codes

• 🏡 Return to sanity (home page) — she’s pretty, she sparkles, she smells better

You’ve been warned. Read on if you want the tea on what’s inside your fave candle, but just know: the ✨fun✨ stopped at the page load.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in a corner whispering legalities to a brick wall.