{"product_id":"you-havent-aged","title":"You... Haven't Aged? - Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eStraight from the glamorous, potion-swigging heights of Beverly Hills, this isn’t your typical \"happy birthday\" card (unless your idea of a party involves a magic elixir, a shotgun, and a very suspicious lack of wrinkles). This A5 powerhouse is designed for those who seem to defy the laws of nature (and gravity).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you’re honouring a friend who’s discovered the secret to eternal youth or just celebrating someone who is looking \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"121\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003epositively\u003c\/i\u003e breathless, do it with the kind of campy style that only a World of Worship card can deliver. Just remember: immortality has its price, but at least you’ll look fabulous at the funeral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Lowdown:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e A5\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on 230gsm premium archival matte paper. It’s thick, smooth, and feels like a piece of gallery art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank. We provide the vibes; you provide the words (or the name of your plastic surgeon).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003eThe Back:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the iconic World of Worship barcode branding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank. We provide the vibes; you provide the words (or your best award-winning monologue).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003eThe Back:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the iconic World of Worship barcode branding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Handle with care—avoid stairs and please, for heaven's sake, don't lose your head.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"World of Worship","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52933849743703,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/9584\/1367\/files\/youhaventagedhole.png?v=1772656485","url":"https:\/\/www.worldofworship.co.uk\/products\/you-havent-aged","provider":"World of Worship","version":"1.0","type":"link"}