{"product_id":"first-rule-of-your-birthday-card","title":"First Rule of Your Birthday - Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eStraight from the gritty, underground world of cult cinema, this isn’t your typical \"happy birthday\" card (unless your idea of a party involves starting a revolution and making some very questionable soap). This A5 powerhouse is designed for those who aren't looking to be a \"unique snowflake\"—they just want to celebrate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you’re honouring someone who is ready to let the chips fall where they may or just celebrating a birthday that’s definitely worth breaking the silence for, do it with the kind of rebellious style that only a World of Worship card can deliver. Just remember: on your birthday, you \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"287\"\u003ealways\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e talk about your birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Lowdown:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e A5\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on 230gsm premium archival matte paper. It’s thick, smooth, and feels like a piece of gallery art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank. We provide the vibes; you provide the words (or your manifesto).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Back:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a custom pink soap-cloud design and the iconic World of Worship barcode branding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, go eat some cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"World of Worship","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52934160351575,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0949\/9584\/1367\/files\/firstruleofyourbirthdayhole.png?v=1772656953","url":"https:\/\/www.worldofworship.co.uk\/products\/first-rule-of-your-birthday-card","provider":"World of Worship","version":"1.0","type":"link"}